50 Ways to annoy: Akashi Seijuro
Warning: Do not try this if you value your life, I repeat: do not try this if you value your life.
1. Ask him why he uses different colored contact lenses.
2. Ask him why he cut his hair if he could afford to buy a goddamn Barber shop.
3. Buy rounded tip scissors and give them to him as a Christmas’ present.
4. Tell him his hair is not red, but hardcore pink.
5. Watch a movie with him; spoil the ending before he can use his emperor eye to do so.
6. Speak with him about his favorite book. Tell him the movie is waaaay better.
7. Tell him that ‘Rainbow squad’ is a better name than Generation of Miracles.
8. Ask him how it feels to be the leader of the Power Rangers.
9. Call him ‘shorty’ even if he’s taller than you. Change countries and get a facial surgery after.
10. Sign him up for a break dance competition because ankle breakers.
11. Whenever he asks anyone for a favor, finish his sentence with